we were taking a test in math and this kid just started crying
(via jonsnowthestark)
if a number is not divisible by 5 i get very uncomfortable
(via zombie-abi)
So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you
(Source: wandererstryding, via gaydayparade)
- book: he took a bite out of the apple
- teacher: now what could the apple represent
- teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
- book: calm down
